Saturday, February 7, 2009

Penguin's chat

Joe (penguin on the right) : "I'm bored, Dude, don't you have a joke you haven't told me yet ?"


Jack (penguin on the left) : "How do whales weigh themselves ?"
Joe : "...?"

Joe : "... dunno..."

Jack : "They go to a whale-weigh station !"
Joe : "Pffff..."

Joe : "How do you do to remember all these jokes ?"


Jack : "Well, I remember them, that's all !"


Jack: "Don't worry, I'll tell them to you again and again."


Joe: "Yes, but this is unjust..."


Joe : "WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET JOKES ??"


Jack : "Look, there's a train coming !"




Jack : "Let's go to the railway station, Joe, let's get out of here !"


Joe : "All right, it's getting too cold anyway..."

2 comments:

  1. ben dis... tu leur a proposé un contrat pour monter sur scène a ton retour ?

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  2. yes, you become effectively a professional joker

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